who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
i love this emoticon (◕‿◕✿)
because i could be talking about puppies (◕‿◕✿)
or cute clothes (◕‿◕✿)
or flowers (◕‿◕✿)
or hard-core BDSM-kinky sex (◕‿◕✿)
or murder (◕‿◕✿)
john quincy adams was the first US president to grant a personal interview to a female reporter, and the only reason he allowed it was because the reporter (anne royall) caught him skinny dipping in the potomac, sat on his clothes, and refused to let him get dressed until he answered her questions and if you dont think that’s one of the coolest stories of early US society then idk what to tell you